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Hot Beverages

• Chai Latte

  Spiced black tea latte with a rich, creamy texture.

• Matcha Latte

  Green tea-flavoured latte.

• Tea

  Brewed tea served hot.

• Hot Coffee

  Rich and aromatic coffee to start your day.

• Baby Cino

  Warm, frothy milk served in a small cup, coffee-free.

• Sticky Chai Brew

  Rich and aromatic black tea infused with spices.

• Hot Chocolate

  Rich and creamy chocolate drink.

The Health Nut

• Peanut Butter Protein Balls (DF)(GF)

  Rich peanut butter protein balls, dairy-free and gluten-free.

• Original Fig Protein Balls (DF)(GF)

  Protein-rich balls made with figs, dairy-free and gluten-free.

• Strawberry Protein Balls (DF)(GF)

  Bite-sized energy balls packed with strawberry goodness and protein.

• Fig And Grain Bar (DF)(GF)

  Sweet figs paired with wholesome grains.

Burgers and Sangas

• Beer Battered Fish Burger

  Made with, Beer Battered Whiting, American cheese, baby gem, pickles and burger sauce. Option available to add fries.

• Green Pea Falafel Burger (V)

  Made with tomato, roast capsicum, cheddar, baby roquette and herb aioli. Option available to add fries.

• Mr. Reuben Sandwich

  Made with smoked wagyu, sauerkraut, melted Swiss cheese, gherkins, mustard, house Russian dressing and parsley on rye.

• Classic Cheeseburger

  Made with Angus beef, American cheese, dill pickles, onion, cos and burger sauce. Option available to add fries.

• Harrisa Chicken Sandwich

  Made with harrisa chicken breast, bacon, Swiss cheese, mustard, sun dried tomato aioli, baby gem capsicum, chipotle aioli and roquette on white high top.

Smoothies / Açai Bowl

• Green Nutrient Smoothie (DF)

  Made with avocado, spinach, banana and coconut water.

• Peanut Butter Protein Smoothie (DF)

  Made with banana, peanut butter, protein, oat milk and honey.

• Power Smoothie

  Made with banana, mixed berries, protein, yoghurt and milk.

• Banana Smoothie

  Made with yoghurt and milk.

• Acai Smoothie (DF)

  Made with Amazonian acai and coconut water.

• Mango Smoothie

  Made with yoghurt and milk.

• Mixed Berry Smoothie

  Made with yoghurt and milk.

• Acai Bowl

  Amazonian acai with berries, banana, chia, goji, coconut and gluten free granola.

Retail

• 1kg Coffee Beans

  The Angry Gnome House Blend. 1kg bag of unground beans by The Little Marionette / Sanchez / Blend 7. Cup Characteristics: Dark Chocolate, Black Cherry Spice.

• 250g Coffee Beans

  The Angry Gnome House Blend. 250gram bag of unground beans by The Little Marionette / Sanchez / Blend 7. Cup Characteristics: Dark Chocolate, Black Cherry Spice.

Tea

• Peppermint Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

• Sencha Green Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

• Chamomile Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

• Earl Grey Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

• Lemongrass And Ginger Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

• English Breakfast Tea

  Loose leaf tea by Tippity.

All Day Breakfast

• B.L.A.T

  Made with bacon, lettuce, avocado, tomato and relish aioli on sourdough.

• Bacon And Egg Roll

  Made with soft fried egg, bacon, smokey tomato relish, roquette and aioli.

• Fig And Raisin Toast

  Served with pepe saya butter.

• Brekky Burger

  Made with soft fried egg, bacon, hash browns, avocado confit onions, barbecue sauce, aioli and roquette.

• Halloumi And Egg Roll (V)

  Made with soft fried egg, halloumi, smokey tomato relish, roquette and aioli.

• The O.G. Stack

  Comes with avocado, tomato, halloumi, bacon and soft poached eggs served on sourdough with hollandaise.

• Wild Berry Bircher

  Made with berries, chia, goji, coconut, almond, orange zest and poppyseed yoghurt and lemon balm.

• Smashed Avocado (VG)

  Comes with confit cherry tomato, capers, fine herbs, cumin, feta and lemon on multigrain.

Allie's Cold Pressed Juice

• Daily Greens Juice

  Made with green apple, celery, pear, silverbeet, lemon and ginger.

• Sublime Pine Juice

  Made with pineapple, pear, green apple, lemon and mint.

• Love Beets Juice

  Made with beetroot, green apple, carrot, ginger and lime.

Bowls

• Sweet Potato Bowl (V)

  Made with sweet potato, white bean, caramelised onion, radicchio tabouleh, cous cous, carrot hummus and toasted almonds.

• Harvest Bowl

  Made with sautéed beans, cauliflower, baby gem, avocado, feta, crispy shallot lemon gremolata, chicken emulsion and carrot hummus.

• Acai Bowl (GF)

  Amazonian acai with berries, banana, chia, goji, coconut and gluten free granola.

Butter Boy Cookies

• Snikkerdoodle Cookie Filled With Biscoff

  A cinnamon based cookie with white chocolate and a biscoff filling. Allergens: Contains Gluten, Dairy, Eggs

• Triple Choc Fudge Cookie (GF Flour)

  A Fudge brownie-style cookie made with Gluten Free Flour, cookie dough based in dark Chocolate, and filled throughout with more dark and white chocolate chips. Allergens: Contains milk, eggs

• Nutella Chocolate Chip Cookie

  Butter Boy's cookie, a chocolate chip cookie of white chocolate and dark chocolate with a Nutella filling topped with sea salt. Allergens: Contains Gluten, Milk, Eggs, Nuts (Hazelnuts)

• Salted Caramel With White Chocolate And Macadamia Cookie

  A cookie with salted caramel, white chocolate and jersey caramels folded through the dough. Topped with white chocolate, macadamia and jersey caramels. Allergens: Contains Gluten, Milk, Eggs, Nuts (Macadamia)

• Muesli Cookie

  A gooey muesli cookie with hints of cinnamon and molasses and chunks of pepitas, cranberries, sunflower seeds and oats. Allergens: Contains Gluten, Milk, Eggs

Milkshakes

• Caramel Milkshake

  Made with ice cream and milk.

• Strawberry Milkshake

  Made with ice cream and milk.

• Vanilla Milkshake

  Made with ice cream and milk.

• Chocolate Milkshake

  Made with ice cream and milk.

Freshly Squeezed Juice

• Orange Juice

  Freshly squeezed orange juice.

• Apple Juice

  Freshly squeezed juice made from apples.

Iced Beverages

• Cold Brew

  Rotated single origin cold brew coffee served on ice.

• Iced Matcha

  Matcha, ice and milk.

• Iced Long Black

  Espresso, cold water and ice.

• Iced Latte

  Espresso, milk and ice.

• Iced Chai

  Chai, ice and milk.

• Iced Coffee With Ice Cream

  Espresso, Ice cream and milk.

• Iced Chocolate With Ice-Cream

  Chocolate, Ice cream and milk.

Bowl of Fries

• Bowl Of Fries

  Crispy, golden fries served hot.

Cold Drinks

• Sparkling Water

  500ml.

• Soft Drinks 375ml

  Refreshing cold drink in a 375ml bottle.

Schorle - Fizzy Cold Pressed Juice

• Apple Fizzy

  Australia's first-ever sparkling cold-pressed juice: No added sugar, no preservatives, no additives hydrating, pure, and delicious. Enjoy a mix of high-quality cold-pressed juice and sparkling water. 🇦🇺 first in Australia 🍏 100% natural 🌱 vegan ✅ gluten-free ✅ non-alcoholic ✅ no added sugar

• Rhubarb Fizzy

  Australia's first-ever sparkling cold-pressed juice: No added sugar, no preservatives, no additives hydrating, pure, and delicious. Enjoy a mix of high-quality cold-pressed juice and sparkling water. 🇦🇺 first in Australia 🍏 100% natural 🌱 vegan ✅ gluten-free ✅ non-alcoholic ✅ no added sugar

Lunch

• Beer Battered Fish And Chips

  Whiting with cumin seeds, chips, house tartare, rosemary salt and lemon.

• Chunky Chicken Schnitzel & Chips

  Comes with herb butter, fries, roquette, shaved fennel and lemon.

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